[Hook]
Halloween champ, four kids in costume
Halloween champ, four kids in costume
Halloween champ, four kids in costume
Highlands Ranch streets, the Rehberger plume

[Verse 1]
What it do, costume drama started Tuesday
Ava changed her mind four times by Wednesday
Princess Wednesday, witch on Thursday, fairy by Friday
Maria sewing the wings till Saturday midday

Liam locked it in early — Star Wars, full kit
Eight years old, lightsaber, no quit
Iyla copying Ava, "I want what she got"
Three years old, two costumes she fought

Tessa in a pumpkin onesie, that's the move
One year old, can't really dress, but she got the groove
Maria the witch, Daddy the wizard with the beard
Whole family in costume, full Halloween cleared

[Hook]
Halloween champ, four kids in costume
Halloween champ, four kids in costume
Halloween champ, four kids in costume
Highlands Ranch streets, the Rehberger plume

[Verse 2]
Six PM, the wagon out, Tessa in the seat
Pumpkin bucket, plastic pumpkin, every kid got the heat
Liam already running ahead to the first house
Ava behind him, pulling Iyla like a spouse

Doorbell ring, "TRICK OR TREAT" — three voices loud
Tessa wave from the wagon, that's her crowd
Candy drop in the bucket, Liam already on
Next house, next house, every porch a song

Highlands Ranch streets glowing pumpkin orange
Ten houses in, kids' buckets fill the storage
Maria pushing Tessa, Daddy pulling the wagon
Front Range outline on the horizon dragon

[Hook]
Halloween champ, four kids in costume
Halloween champ, four kids in costume
Halloween champ, four kids in costume
Highlands Ranch streets, the Rehberger plume

[Verse 3]
Hit the big house on the corner, the famous one
Full-size candy bars, the kids start to run
Liam know the play, "Daddy, two each!"
Daddy nod, the man at the door let it breach

Down the street, the dentist house giving toothbrushes out
Liam roll his eyes, Ava say "no thank you" loud
Iyla take a toothbrush like it's a prize
Maria laughing on the curb, "she don't know the size"

Mr. Henderson on the next block in his vampire cape
Same costume every year, that's the Highlands Ranch shape
Mrs. Patel handing out homemade rice krispie treats
Best house in the neighborhood, no candy beats

[Hook]
Halloween champ, four kids in costume
Halloween champ, four kids in costume
Halloween champ, four kids in costume
Highlands Ranch streets, the Rehberger plume

[Verse 4]
Hour in, Liam's bucket full, dumping into a bag
Daddy carrying the bag, that's the Halloween snag
Ava counting her candy on the curb every block
"I got two Reese's, Liam got three" — that's the dock

Iyla three years old, dropping candy as she walk
Picking it up, dropping again, chatty in her talk
Tessa eating an empty wrapper she found in the wagon
Maria pull it out, "Tessa, no, that's a dragon"

Eight PM, kids fading, the wagon getting heavy
Walk back to the house, four kids legs unsteady
Inside the door, dump every bucket on the rug
Liam already negotiating, Ava already a thug

[Hook]
Halloween champ, four kids in costume
Halloween champ, four kids in costume
Halloween champ, four kids in costume
Highlands Ranch streets, the Rehberger plume

[Verse 5]
"I'll trade you two Reese's for three Skittles" — Liam start
Ava pause, calculate, "no, three Reese's" — that's the art
Iyla don't know what's happening but she trading too
Hand Liam a Tootsie, get a Hershey kiss in lieu

Tessa eating a graham cracker — Maria swap her candy out
She don't know the difference, that's a parent's route
Daddy taking the parent tax — three KitKats off the top
Liam see it and laugh, "Daddy, that's the Halloween cop"

Pile getting smaller, bedtime calling soon
Costumes off, jammies on, monster moon
Highlands Ranch champ Halloween, every kid full
Sugar crash coming, that's the family pull

[Hook]
Halloween champ, four kids in costume
Halloween champ, four kids in costume
Halloween champ, four kids in costume
Highlands Ranch streets, the Rehberger plume

[Verse 6]
Nine-thirty hit, every kid is down
Sugar crash hard, the whole house brown
Liam asleep with a wrapper in his hand
Ava in the bed already, candy stand

Iyla curled up holding her toothbrush prize
Tessa in the crib, sleeping under starry skies
Wagon parked in the garage, costumes in a pile
Maria and Daddy on the couch in costume style

Witch and wizard cracking open a Reese's each
Parent tax round two, that's the parent reach
Halloween in Highlands Ranch, four kids in the bag
Best Halloween yet, no slag

[Hook]
Halloween champ, four kids in costume
Halloween champ, four kids in costume
Halloween champ, four kids in costume
Highlands Ranch streets, the Rehberger plume

Candles Out.

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