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The cost-of-four-kids album. Dad-finances comedy. Every track has a price tag attached. Receipts, Costco hauls, the Amazon-box stream, BFA tuition, the gas pump, the subscription stack — all of it. The album that says out loud what most dads only mutter at the laptop in the bedroom office. Format constraint: every track names real prices and brands. The album's comedy is the specificity — $1.50 for the Home Depot hot dog, $400 for the Costco run, $4.29 a gallon. Round numbers kill the joke; the receipt is the joke.